今天在一年級的教室裡,我其中一位聾啞學生放了一個響屁,其他學生都轉過頭來看他。
孩子1:他們為什麼都盯著我看?
我:因為他們聽到你放了一個屁。
孩子1:什什什…什麼!?!?
我:有聽力的人可以聽見放屁聲。
孩子2:(驚嚇狀)等等!他們可以聽見全部的放屁聲?!?!
我:嗯,也不是,但大部分的放屁聲他們都能聽見。
孩子3:你怎麼知道哪些屁他們聽得到哪些屁聽不到?
我:嗯…你知道有時候當你放屁時,你可以感覺到屁股在動,這種屁大部分的人都可以聽見。但是如果你的屁股沒在動的話,這樣的屁就比較聽不見。
孩子1:叫他們不要再聽我的放屁聲了!這樣很沒禮貌!
我:聽得到的孩子沒辦法不去聽到放屁聲,他們就只能這樣。
孩子2:那我只好都不放屁了。
我:每個人都會放屁,放屁是很健康的事。你沒辦法不放屁。
孩子3:等等,每個人?連我媽也會嗎?
我:嗯哼。
孩子2:我爸?
我:嗯哼。
孩子1:…你?
我:嗯哼。
孩子們:(笑得東倒西歪)
孩子1:…所以你聽得到也聞得到所有的屁?
我:有些屁可以,不是所有的屁都行的。
孩子2:有聽力的人看得到屁嗎?
孩子3:可以啊!綠色的煙霧會從他們的屁股冒出來,我在電視上看過。
我:這在現實生活中是\不會發生的啦!
孩子1:什麼?吼!我真是不懂屁啊!
…我花了八年的時間在學校進修,就為了這麼一段對話…
這是在臉書上看到的現實中發生的小故事,因為覺得實在太有趣了,就忍不住翻譯出來跟大家分享。
順便把原文放上來,有興趣的人可以在臉書搜尋Anna Trupiano 在2018年10月22日分享的動態。
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*Today in 1st grade one of my Deaf students farted loudly in class and other students turned to look at them. The following is a snippet of a 15 minute conversation that happened entirely in American Sign Language among the group of Deaf students and I.*
Kid 1: Why are they looking at me?
Me: Because they heard you fart.
Kid 1: Whhhhat do you mean?!?!
Me: Hearing people can hear farts.
Kid 2: *Totally horrified* Wait, they can hear all farts?!?!
Me: Well no. Not all farts but some of them yes.
Kid 3: How do you know which farts they can hear and which farts they can’t?
Me: Hmmm....you know how sometimes you can feel your butt move when you fart? A lot of those they can hear. But if your butt doesn’t move it’s more likely they didn’t hear it.
Kid 1: TELL THEM TO STOP LISTENING TO MY FARTS! THAT IS NOT NICE!
Me: Hearing kids can’t stop hearing farts, it just happens.
Kid 2: I just will stop farting then.
Me: Everyone farts, it is healthy. You can’t stop.
Kid 3: Wait. Everyone? Even my mom?
Me: Yep.
Kid 2: My dad?
Me: Yep.
Kid 1: ......You?
Me: Yep.
Kids: *Laugh hysterically*
Kid 1: ...So you can hear and smell all the farts?
Me: Some of the farts yes. Not all of them.
Kid 2: Can hearing people see farts?
Kid 3: Yeah. Green smoke comes out of their butt, I saw it on TV.
Me: That doesn’t happen in real life.
Kid 1: What?! Ugh. I don’t understand farts.
......I went to college for 8 years to have these conversations.
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